June 2012
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the-bear-maiden:
how did suzanne collins go from writing for this
to writing this
Not to mention this:
this:
and THIS:
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subetaconfessions2:
I secretly can’t stand half of the people in my cult. I would just leave, but there are some people there that I adore.
Sometimes I wish I could tell these people that I can’t stand them, but I feel like I’ll get bitched at by everyone since they’re the “cult favorite”.
Personally, I wouldn’t mind if someone came to me privately and told me they had a problem with...
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You and your friends at parties
most-awkward-moments:
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
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You know how every movie in the past 5 years has...
assholedisney:
you know what damn forest I’m talking about
the one with like all pine trees and an eerie blue glow
do you think they ever have scheduling conflicts and run into other movies filming in that location?
“okay, we need Holmes to run through this to the lef—oh, are you kidding me? Why is Hermione running through this shot?”
“all right, who the fuck put this cornucopia on my set”
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SP Sprint
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subetalove:
I love you guys. I’ve accomplished so much in the last year and a half? or however long I’ve been a part of the group… Made so many wonderful friends, and more and more new wonderful people join the group each season.
ILY.
I completely missed this when it was actually posted. We love you guys too! It’s always fun to see what new people come by each...
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
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Just wondering.
bunneegirl:
Of course. The lulz, the good lulz.
Seeing people get hurt is really not my idea of “lulz”.
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my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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Watch
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
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